Ricer of the Month - December 2012

Shamu Returns! Apparently this G is sponsored by Seaworld! Click here to see another Shamu G. They claim they "mod" to be original but I can count about 10 other Shamu themed G35 running around. So it must be something else.

Not sure what the deal is but these G35 owners love the killer whale themed color palette. I can't put my fingers on it but it must be the fact that the G actually does ride like a whale. So unconsciously, they make it look like Shamu the whale. It also brings up some very old memories of this Michael Jackson video.

Played Out Black Overlays. What is this? 2002? Man this is old. I guess this is some secret gay code to tell other G drivers that they are down for some black pounding in the rear. At least this guy is rockin' the Skyline badge. You know that excuse "It's a skyline in Japan". Yeah, motherfucker, but we live in the United States of America. 

 

If you're gonna black out the tails, the law of rice states that we was also black out the front grill.  And you don't see it now, but I bet you a million dollar he will black out the headlights too.  And look at the windows?  Blacked out tint.  Hey, if I was him, I too would be embarrassed to be seen in the car.  Best if we black it out.   That way, no one can see us singing along to Biebers "baby" while holding hands with you best buddy.

Yep you guessed it. It's an automatic. Hey, don't hate. How you gonna hold hands with your boys singing along to Bieber's "baby" with a manual?  And wtf is that up there?  Ebay rear view mirror clip ons? WTF haha

Red Neon lights. It doesn't get more ricer than this. Hey, if you gonna go all out, you gots to go all outs. Fuck learning how to drive a stick shift. I rather have christmas lights in my car. I be parking at in n out burgers at night withs my trunk open bumpin some Beiber shit mother fuckers. You aint got shit on me. Fuck you haters.

Scion roof overlays. How fucking lame do you have to be to mimic a fucking Scion TC. I know they're faster than the G's on the 1/4 mile but damn son, It's a fucking Scion.

All the money spent on tacky parts and this guy couldn't afford to color match has rear bumper. LOL "yo man, fuck you. This is the new style faggot. You aint suppose to color match everything. Sometimes you need off white to offset the white car because it's called contrast mother fucker."

Shit! My bad, it's apparently not a Shamu themed car, but a car inspired by penguins.

Look at the penguin, you can tell he's embarrassed as fuck to be seen with this ricey ass car.

What did I tell you?  I told you he was going to black out the fucking headlights. Look, you're not a certified ricer if you don't have black painted headlight housing. Fuck ebay, I paint this shit myself.

Look, his twin brother in the rear. Yeah, these guys are so original right?

RICE FACTOR