Ricer of the Month - April

LOL! What's up with these Infinit owners and the "shamu" theme? (See G35 Shamu) I know most Infiniti owners are a bit obese (see car meet photos) causing the seat rails to crack, but damn, no need to ride around in a whale themed car.

I mean it's all the same and I am running out of things to say.  Scion roof, color matched wheels and carbon fiber parts.  So much for being different.  Also, don't forget the vanity plate.   This one says "Gucci".  I'm guessing it's pimp talk for 'Gochi Gochi Goo". 

"Don't mind the photos playa, I'm using a Kodak disposable camera for now because I spent $400 to powder-coat my wheels to match the paint.  Everyone at MyG37 told me to do this.  It's the G35 and G37 code to modding. You aint part of the crowd unless you do this. (Clear corners, scion roof, black grill, black tails, black headlights, vented hood, debadge and cheap Hankook tires to offset the cost.)"

This shit again?  Darth Vader Hood, black grill and black headlights.  I thought the point of modding was to be original?  I'm guessing his engine needs to be vented because he has a twin turbo kit?  Oh wait, he has 2 injen warm air intakes. LOL.  I guess if you removed the stock cold air box, then you have to put some holes in the hood so that the intakes can get some cooler air.

"Gyeah boy! It's you boy G Money ripping the 612. I is here with my ride, a G sizzle 37 for nizzle, customize Infiniti Coupe.  Check out my custom hood yo.  The sales girl over at pepboys told me no one has this shit.  I is the only wigga with this hood yo. Don't be hatin' son.  I can't afford new wheels so I painted them to make it look aftermarket son. But don't trip! Once I get my tax refund, I'm gonna put a down payment on some JDM wheels yo.  And I'll pay it off in 3 years.  Since my car is a 3 year lease, it's all good homie." 

The interior isn't that bad.  At least this guy knows how to drive a stick.  Unlike the guys over at G35driver.  Who claims it's because of "traffic".  They're absolutely correct.  If I dind't know how to drive a stick, I wouldn't want everyone in traffic to laugh at my ass stalling and shit.

So instead, I would install a shift boot to make it look like I'm driving a stick.  And if my car is parked, I'll cover the auto shifter with a baseball cap.  Cause does how's we does it son.

Back to the interior.  It's a "Gucci" themed interior.  Doesn't look to bad, but I prefer the contrast of the Silver Aluminum trims.   Look at the passenger seat.  Notice how mint it is. Yeah, he drives by himself.   And I don't blame his friends.  I wouldn't want to be seen riding in this shamu car either.


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