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Sunday, June 20, 2010

Ricer of the Month - June

Check out this month ricer. The stock G35 is one of the nicest looking rides out there at it's price range. Why fuck it all up with ugly ass body kids and mismatch paint?




Once again, the Darth Vader hood is mad ugly son.  WTF were you thinking when you installed this?  Maybe if he painted it white it would look a bit better.  Now look at his grill. WTF is this pos? Off color white just looks way off.  The stock OEM grill would have looked 100x better.  Add the big mouth looking bumper and it just looks horrible.  All I see is 2 big ass opening.  What's with all the air vents?  Does it make your car go faster?  

This guy also painted his headlight housing black.  I guess once you "rice" the car, you just can't stop.  Not only does it ruins the contrast, but his car is looking like an oreo cookie. Or is he going for the cow theme?


If you blow up this image. You'll see that the bumper and the side skirts do not match the original paint. Maybe if he didn't waste all that money on the ugly ass hood and side skirts, he could have saved up enough money to take his car to a nice body shop.

Notice he has a roof wing and a rear trunk spoiler.  I guess the vents he has from the front, makes his car go so fast, he needs (2) wings to help with the down force.  Also notice the side vents on the side skirts.  That is used to "catch air".  Kinda like the parachute you see pop out of drag cars. To help slow the car down.

I'm actually surprised that this owner didn't get the M3 gills for his fenders.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

learn how to spell you stupid spic

Anonymous said...

Do you really feel you bought a shitty car? Why not trade it in for a rice burner. Im sure, If the G has been such a disappointment to you , the ricer family will be waiting for you with open arms. Honda Motor Sports or "HoMoS" will be quite pleased with your blog. Now getting back to your trash talking, You might have had alot of problems with your specific car because it was abused by someone else but that doesn't mean they all suffer the same problems. You talk about TSBs and Recalls: Do you even know how many TSBs your "mighty" Acura TL has 326....Not to mention it handles like a boat and cant keep up with a G in terms of luxury, reliability and performance. Toyota and their issues these days from power steering failures to accelerator pedals stuck on the floor, would guarantee you and your passengers death. Now you are comparing apples to oranges comparing a civic with a G. Is the rice burner STOCK = NO.. heck i got a rice burner 01 SI sitting on the driveway as a winter beater but i dont compare it with my G.... My cousins b16 single turbo raped a c6 on the strip doesn't mean his car is better than a vette. You can put in all the money in the world on a civic but it's like coming out of the closet, yes you might impress a few friends but at the end of the day you are driving a civic. Now lets get back to comparing cars that appeal to a similar demographic,Acura TL/RL... The 3.7 TL cant hang with the g37. POS RLs are even worse cuz they are fat boats. And which honda are you referring to that whoops a nissan lol.

The only sports car honda ever made was the NSX which failed miserably.

Now lets not bring the GTR or the M56 or M45 in to the equation because acura wont ever make a car that luxurious and fast. Considering you drove a rice burner 92 civic, the only thing honda makes is lil fugly gas savers.

G35Suck said...

There isn't such a thing as Honda Sports Motors. Moron. Trolling fail. I stopped reading your essay after that lame comment.

Try again. Dumb ass.

If you're going to try and troll, at least say something that is "true" instead of your lame attempt at trolling and nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha... come outta the closet Homo!

Anonymous said...

I happen to like the contrast. nice g35.

G35Suck said...

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha... come outta the closet Homo!
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Says the guy with the tampons in his 1st aid kit. LOL

Vincent Zul said...

honda motor sports dumb ass! lol I hate hondas as racers tho... great car to beat around.

http://world.honda.com/motorsports/

Anonymous said...

HOMOS hahahaha now get back in the closet

Anonymous said...

The second commenter on here must be brain-dead.

Honda's only sportscar was the NSX? Really? So that S2000 which dominates autocross classes is just some econobox? Unreal.
The NSX was produced longer than all R series GTRs COMBINED, forced Ferrari to revamp their entire quality control department(IE: make one), and was the benchmark for Gordon Murray's McLaren F1.

Sure it was expensive, but a failure? Your credibility is shot.

Anonymous said...

^^^ you comparing an s2000 to a GTR lmaoo. Stop smoking the rocks kid, we all know honda doesn't have much to show over the past couple of decades except for the NSX. Being a honda person i still think nissan is way ahead in terms of performance and always has been.

Anonymous said...

LoL... at the poster defending hondas crap. If the NSX wasnt such a failure please explain why honda discontinued it? And if you look at the Sales, It was a failure which is exactly the reason Honda gave for discontinuing it and not producing another one Ever. Do some research before talking outta ur ASS.

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