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Friday, June 6, 2008

G35 losing to a Honda Ridgeline

And then cries about it like a whiny little bitch. haha. Hilarious! Ridgeline driver, "What happened, did you fall asleep?" G35 driver (in a whiny bitchy voice), "I'll smoke you dude, you can't keep up". lol




Obviously, the G35 isn't built for racing. Neither is the Ridgeline. "Hi, I own a G35, I'm the king of the road, I get more pussy than you". haha Seriously though, the guy needs to lift some weights and go through puberty already. Driving a nice car only get you so far. Maybe thats why they they have to throw in some GTR kits and Dark Vador hood. Look at me, I'm different.

SUCK FACTOR


BITCH FACTOR

Some Warrany work done on my G35

Here is some warranty work done to my car. Took my car in for some "clanking/popping" noises and it turns out that the rear axle bolt was loose. Also complained about the clutch chatter and that was said to be normal operating noise.

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Things I hate about my G35

1) Poor shotty (mickey mouse) workmanship
- Bondo dripping all over the place
- Ceiling carpet isn't sealed or properly molded (near rear view mirror)
- Creaking noise all over the place

2) Clanky ass Transmission
- Hard to shift when cold
- Shifter Vibration

3) Cheap ass paint wtf
- Swirls, nicks and rock chips easily occurs with this car (compared to other brands)
- Installation of some ticky tacky "clear bra" is a must

4) Refueling seems to be an issue with this car

5) Window/Door seals needs to be replaced every 30k.
- Wind noise and instability after 80mph

6) Oil Consumption (this isn't normal no matter what every other G35 owners tells you

7) Poor thread wear (see TSB issued by Nissan)
- Infiniti TSB not yet released

8) Window motor failure
- Luckily, since I rarely dirve my G, (3000 miles) My window still works

9) Rear axle clicks
- Since 2003, the 07 models having the same issues is just unacceptable

10) It's heavy
- All the bondo holding the frame together (see post below)

11) No torque

SUCK FACTOR

More Ricers for the Month of June

Ok, the G35 is once of the nicest looking vehicles in it's price range. It's has a classy and sporty look right out of the factory. The way people rice these car and then laugh at the Honda boys for doing the same is beyond me. If you street needs a street sweeper, hit these guys up.


Look at me, my rims are black and my bumper is a copy of the GTR. Look at me, I'm trying to be different!


Don't look at him, look at me. My paint scheme matches the GTR and my wheels aren't color matched. Don't look at that ricer, look at me!

Man, fuck that ricer, Look at me, I'm gangster parked. Look at me, I painted my hood red, yay! My roof is still black like a Scion but it's different, so look at me!

RICE FACTOR


GAY FACTOR