Ricer of the Month February 2013

This month's ricer of the month award goes to another member of the g35driver community. Notice that once again, the driver decides to go with the Shamu theme. Is the site sponsored by sea world? Well, I've seen and been to a few meets and a good number of the drivers do look like whales. LOL (obese). Never the less, check out the photos.

 

Right off the bat, I can tell that the driver of this car cannot drive a stick shift. I bet money that this guy drives an automatic. What tips it off is the typical little dick syndrome automatic drivers have. The need to pull attention away from their penis and look at the color matched headlights and Scion roof scheme. The black hood, black roof and black trunk basically resembles a "landing strip" for their vaginas. How do I know they have a black trunk, black roof and black tails? They all do it. It's noting special.


What did I tell you? Black roof, tails and trunk.  Fucking Shamu theme is played out.  What is this? 1992?  If you look closely, you can see he painted the fucking door handles black too. LOL. fucking tacky ass mother fucker.



Look at the COCKpit. Told you it was an automatic. Are we surprised? Nope. Over 95% of all Infiniti ricers drive automatics. But what about those Honda ricers? Well, at least they know how to drive a stick.


Check out these iforged.  You think with the money he invested in this ricer, the very least he could have done is by a wheel from a reputable company.  Not one that make forgery and charge up the ass for it.  Who the fuck is iforge?  They make showroom (poser) wheels.

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