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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Ricer of the Month - November 2011

Check out this month's ricer. A purple Honda Civic. Err... Wait, a G35? WTF? I can't tell the difference.

I always wondered why people would do this to a G35. They take a clean, classy car and put cheap fiberglass parts just to make it look like a fast car, The Vtec Honda Civic.

I don't care what you do to a G35. You can paint it purple, put cheap ricer ass kits on it, put speed vents or speed holes all over the damn car to increase 'aerodynamics' it will never be as fast a VTEC Civic.

At let me tell you, this fucking ricer has a bunch of fucking speed holes all over the damn car.

Now, for those wondering why this fagot ass car is purple. Take a look at the interior. What do you see? Yep, that right thur is a bitch stick. Instead of taking his time learning how to drive a stick, this guy decided to spend his time ricing the shit out of the car. I'm guessing his next mod is a auto to manual conversion.



Wrong! This guy decided to just tint the damn windows black so you can't see his bitch stick. He then threw on some polygonal stealth wide-body kit with fake air vents that doesn't vent the hot air from the hood at, but instead is just for looks because that's how people who drive a 5AT do it.



All that money and he couldn't afford to paint the damn spoiler. His excuse was, he wanted to match his fake Scion roof and ugly ass Darth Vader Hood. Sorry, but this is one of the ugliest pos hood I have ever seen on any car. Imagine the same hood on a Honda Civic. People would be screaming ricer and pointing at it. Just look at the face of these girls. It says it all.