Ricer of the Month - November 2011

Check out this month's ricer. A purple Honda Civic. Err... Wait, a G35? WTF? I can't tell the difference.

I always wondered why people would do this to a G35. They take a clean, classy car and put cheap fiberglass parts just to make it look like a fast car, The Vtec Honda Civic.

I don't care what you do to a G35. You can paint it purple, put cheap ricer ass kits on it, put speed vents or speed holes all over the damn car to increase 'aerodynamics' it will never be as fast a VTEC Civic.

At let me tell you, this fucking ricer has a bunch of fucking speed holes all over the damn car.

Now, for those wondering why this fagot ass car is purple. Take a look at the interior. What do you see? Yep, that right thur is a bitch stick. Instead of taking his time learning how to drive a stick, this guy decided to spend his time ricing the shit out of the car. I'm guessing his next mod is a auto to manual conversion.



Wrong! This guy decided to just tint the damn windows black so you can't see his bitch stick. He then threw on some polygonal stealth wide-body kit with fake air vents that doesn't vent the hot air from the hood at, but instead is just for looks because that's how people who drive a 5AT do it.



All that money and he couldn't afford to paint the damn spoiler. His excuse was, he wanted to match his fake Scion roof and ugly ass Darth Vader Hood. Sorry, but this is one of the ugliest pos hood I have ever seen on any car. Imagine the same hood on a Honda Civic. People would be screaming ricer and pointing at it. Just look at the face of these girls. It says it all.



And wtf happened to the grill? The car just looks cheap with all those damn speed holes. We get it, you want the car to be fast, so you put all those damn holes all over the car. Check out those egay headlights son, they be mad bangin' yo. And you don't know about the sticker on the windshield homie. They is called the face blocker. I be so fast, I runs through red lights and the cameras can't catch my face yo. I is that ugly son. (If I was driving or sitting in the passenger, I wouldn't mind the stickers. I would be fucking embarrassed to be seen in this shit.).



OMFG! LMAO! WTF is this. Imagine downloading some porn, and you see a black guy with a 1 inch dick. This is exactly how I felt when I saw the rear of the car. Something just doesn't look right. Ever been bored one day decided tuck your dick under your ass? Is this the look this guy was going for?

Two coffee can exhausts right up the middle? Debadged Trunk too? I guess when he pulled into the Infiniti dealership, he was asked to remove all emblems because this was a straight embarrassment and Infiniti didn't want anyone to assocaited this car with Infiniti. Which is trying to become an "upscale" car dealership.



I mean seriously, WTF is this? 2001? The days of over the top kits and super bright colors are long gone. People are going to the sleeper look. Most people are moving on to better things. Why are people still ricing out their cars?



Owner: Don't hate playa. You just mad cuz you can't afford a G35 and you don't have money to fix your car up like I do homie. Don't hate. I is the man and I is getting mad bitches homie. I is cooler then you. My car is so cool and my wheelz is so fly. While you is on your sucky g35 blog crying in yo lil POS civic.

G35suck: Yeah, you have me all figured out. Damn, can't keep anything from you.