Ricer of the Month - May

Check out this month's Ricer.  Anyone care to explain this ugly pos? I mean, wtf was this guy smoking when he decided to do this to his car. This guy wanted to be different, but it looks ugly just like most of the ricers on this blog.


Owner: Yo playa, I just joined driver and they told me to debadge son. I'm in the cool kids club now.  Don't be hating fool.  Check out my fiberglass bumper yo.  Some Mexican rear ended me and I was like, "yo, time to upgrade to an aftermarket bumper that doesn't match the curves of the car yo."   And since his insurance was paying, I decided to give my entire car a new paint job son.  That's how all G35 owner mod their cars.  With insurance money.

WTF is going on here? Half the car is white and the other half is black.  Half the car is curvy and the other half is boxy.   This is one of the ugliest aftermarket bumper I have ever seen.   Honestly son, the stock rear bumper is better looking than most aftermarket pos.


Holy shit batman!  You thought the rear view was bad. The front view is even worse.  Looks like a fucking retarded Oreo Cookie.  WTF happened here?  Shit is totally cross-eyed yo.  You have to squint yo eyes a few times to realize wtf this is.  At first sight, you're not even sure if this is real.  You mind is telling you to look away but you keep looking back to try and piece this shit together.

Also note the license plate.  All ricer must put their plate on the dash behind the windshield.  It's the rice boy code.  If any ricer doesn't do this, they get laughed at and their membership canceled from the cool kids club.  Also good for shutting your GF up when she complains about all the money and time you spend on "modding".  Just drive real fast and then step on the brake really hard and the plate flies into her face.  Shutting her up for good.

Owner: A playa, don't be hating man.  This is the shit. Get with the program son.  This is the real deal, just like my Mullet hair cut man.  Party in the front and all business in the back.   This is the mullet paint job. On the passenger side, it's all stock homie. It's called the "sleeper" look.  But on the driver side, OH YEAH!  100% Skyline GT-R Certified on this side homie.  This is MAD JDM yo. 

Why did I did this?  Because my GF was embarrassed to be seen in this car.  So I made her side OEM son.  But my side is pimped out playa.  This is the new trend homie.  It's 2011. Not 2001. Only the Honda boys mod their car to be clean.  But I own a G, so I gots to take it to a whole new level.



G35suck: A whole new fucking level indeed.



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