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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Ricer of the Month - January | The IPL G37 Coupe

Check out this month ricer of the month. A 2011 G37 going for 50k. It has the name and the price, but does it have the numbers to back it up?

IPL = Inferior Performance Line?

edmunds just released an article outlining the G37 IPL performance. And just as expected, it's not worth the price the IPL is selling for . I mean, what the do you expect? It's a G37 with the same exact motor as a stock G37. All it has is some ricey body kits, red leather seats and a freaking intake.

The Results:

1/4-Mile: 14.0 @ 102.1 (14.6 @ 100.8 TC On)
0-60 with 1-ft Rollout (sec): 5.5 (6.3 TC On)

Woah son! For an extra 10k, you gets an intake and some red seats! Don't look at the numbers. Real ballers pay 50k for an IPL G. Anyone who says otherwise is a broke motherfucker and needs to buy a Civic. You need to pay to play.

Check out the body kits son. It comes RICE straight from the factory! The G37 has a bubbly and curvy body. Not sure WTF Infiniti was thinking when they decided to go with a boxy and jagged body kits that doesn't flow with the car at all. I bet an aftermarket company can make a better looking kit for the G37.

Read the edumnds article here.

To sum it all up, what they're (and everyone else) are saying is, all the IPL G37 is, is a stock G37 with ricer upgrades. Basically, it's for the lazy ricers who wants to rice their car but don't know how to. They're basically trying to get into the ricer scene. After all, the G Coupe is the only vehicle in the Infinti line up that sells. And the red seats, just screams, look at me, "I'm a Phucking Loser."

Infniti is trying to boost sales by targeting a certain market. However, what they don't know is, that the "market" they are targeting are a bunch of HS kids who bought their G35 coupe used for 15k. So if you want to BOOST sale, sell the IPL G37 for 15k. I might buy one for that price. Then I'll take it to Lexus and trade it in for the IS350.

The IPL G reminds me of a poser. You know, the guys who drive a Mercedes but still lives with their parents.

RICE FACTOR


SUCK FACTOR

14 comments:

Unknown said...

I see that it says this is a completly unbiased review yet your title says "G35sucks" Obviously you hate infiniti. I give you a Suck factor of 5/5 and an idiot factor of 4.5/5. There is more than just an intake for the added performance you idiot. and the stock g37x 0-60 is 5.2 seconds why is your test so off? Obviously you don't use real measurements. But HEY at least you have your own website to troll about on!

G35Suck said...

^ Exactly! A stock NON-IPL has better numbers than a fucking IPL (inferior performance line) G37 that has an intake that cost $500, and Exhaust that cost another $5000, the red leather seats that cost $4000, and the IPL badge which cost another $500.

And I got the numbers from Edumud's Inside Line. Let see, who should I believe, YOU or Edmuds..

Anonymous said...

The new G37 ranked 1st in Consumer Auto Ratings and the G has always been in the top 5 in its class. Regardless of your opinion, people like it. Kill yourself.

Anonymous said...

lol i don't get the hatred this guy has for nissan/infiniti...

Anonymous said...

Being as unbiased as possible.

The VQ engine has been around for a long time and has proven itself for reliability and performance through its iterations.
Look at Nissan/Infiniti offerings, almost every model has a variant of the VQ.
Maxima, Altima, G37, M37, G35, M35, FX35, EX35, 350z, 370z

Infiniti is also less expensive for maintenance compared to BMW/Lexus/Mercedes

G35suck said...

You are incorrect. Google VQ35DE oil consumption.

Nissan has known about the oil consumption for about 10 years. And did nothing about it.

Very CRAPPY pistons rings and rods. Nissan KNOWS this.

Anonymous said...

Those tests from Edmunds were with the traction control on, which is why they are better than most all other posted numbers from a normal G37S, hence the higher numbers posted above in your biased post. Mkay?

Anonymous said...

3 series driver pissed off he got beat by one of these?

G35suck said...

Actually, I own a G35 Coupe. See proof here. My G35 Coupe

Anonymous said...

Lol who cares if it kill gas. Its a luxury sports car. If you want an engine that saves gas go buy a girly civic.

Anonymous said...

Tell that to the G35 owners who complained about Gas prices going up .20 cents and are now using Regular fuel instead of Premium. LOL

Anonymous said...

you know an X with the comparable equipment costs about 45k, the vert, runs about 50k and the ipl is 50k..... you got some strayed prices there.

G35suck said...

Just admit that 50k for a G37 with ricey red seats and an intake is not worth it. LOL

At 50k, there are way too many BETTER options to choose from. BMW, Lexus, Audi, etc etc.

Anonymous said...

yeah lexus theres a winner

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