Ricer of the Month - September

Check out this month's ricer. Besides the pink paint job, front body kit, wheels and lambo doors, this doesn't look too bad. This car belongs to a woman so maybe the 'color' isn't too bad for a girl's ride. I wonder whom she suckered in to pay for this shit?

Wuz crackin playas? You know my ride be mad pimp yo! WTF is this shit? Wannabee Aston Martin G35 Finding Nemo edition?  Out of all the body kits out there she chooses this? Also note the tramp stamp on the front hood. 

Wuz crackin playas? Check out my lambo doors son! Don't the body kits and the lambo doors reminds you of a puffer fish?

Again, the lambo doors are played out. They have been since 2001.  Must be an East Coast thang?  Check out the clear corners.  That's the 1st mod you have to do.  It's automatic. Once you own a G, everyone will tell you to get clear corners, black everything out and debadge.  Because it's cool to be different.

Rear shot homie. The rear actually doesn't look too bad.  Take away the black overlays, and the pink paint, and you'll have a decent looking G.  Also note that she is parked in the handicapped spot.  I guess to own a G, you must be handicapped?  One must be to rice the shit out of a car that looks perfectly fine the way it is stock.

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