Ricer of the Month - August 2012

You thought Asians couldn't drive? Check out this spoiled little white kid. This is his 3rd "sports car" and he's supposedly 17.   After bragging to everyone on his new 12k purchase, he decided to watch the news so check out the weather.    A storm was coming in so he decided to take his car out for a drive so he can start "drifting". 

See the original thread here.

 

 Now the car itself isn't "ricey" aesthetically speaking. But the way this kid drives is.  And the dumbest shit ever is, he doesn't have full coverage.  So we have these kids talking about how their G is "faster" than a Civic, and how much his G35 is more "ballin" than a Civic.  Even though he bought this salvage G for about 12k.  Yeah, he's ballin'. 

 Yeah son! What you know about this?  My G is mad pimpin yo!  Fuck you Honda Civic owners.  I can run circles around your VTAK homie.  Your pos Civic aint got shit on my G35.  What? You talking shit  homie?  You wanna run?  I'll be at Walmart in 20 minutes.  I'm gonna pick up some octane booster and show you a little something something homie.  You aint got shit on me.  I'll show you suckas how to drift.

Civic Owner: LMAO!  Yeah son, my Civic ain't got shit on that.  Man, you was drifting 180 degrees between two trees and shit.  Man, my ride could have never done that.   Did you turn your VDC off? 

Wow, this car is totally fucked up.  I would get rid of it.  No point in trying to fix this.  Car will never drive the same after something like this.  But then again, the driver already admitted the car had a previous accident before.

That must be daddy in the background.  He must be pissed. 

Looks like the kid will be doing the repair himself.   Hopefully the kid will learn from all this and calm the fuck down.  Don't drive like an idiot just because you drive what you believe is a "sports" car.  He is lucky no one was injured.  Please get Full Coverage this time.  

RICE FACTOR

Idiot FACTOR