White Wizard has the World's Smallest Penis

Bump! Back to the top to the racist redneck whose screen name is "jibber small wang fobber". The truth is, you pink slime low mofos have the world's smallest wang. Looks about .25 inches from here. No wonder white people try to shift the small wang thing to other people. LMAO.

Cops tased his white ass for showing the world his tiny magic wand. A bit over the top. Tased on the chest, then in the back of the head and then again on the chest.


Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

Infiniti, moving backwards?

Introducing the New Infinti G25!  This car has the looks of a performance / luxury vehicle and cost about as much as a 2003 G35 Coupe when it was first released in 2002!

This POS has a price tag of 34k!  Really?  For about 1-2k more, you can get an entry level G37 Sedan LOL!

Here are the specs:
HP: 218 / TQ: 187

What is this car competing with?   A 2009 Nissan Maxima has 290hp / 206 lb TQ!

Read all about the G25 here @ MotorTrend.

SUCK FACTOR

Ricer of the Month - January | The IPL G37 Coupe

Check out this month ricer of the month. A 2011 G37 going for 50k. It has the name and the price, but does it have the numbers to back it up?

IPL = Inferior Performance Line?

edmunds just released an article outlining the G37 IPL performance. And just as expected, it's not worth the price the IPL is selling for . I mean, what the do you expect? It's a G37 with the same exact motor as a stock G37. All it has is some ricey body kits, red leather seats and a freaking intake.

The Results:

1/4-Mile: 14.0 @ 102.1 (14.6 @ 100.8 TC On)
0-60 with 1-ft Rollout (sec): 5.5 (6.3 TC On)

Woah son! For an extra 10k, you gets an intake and some red seats! Don't look at the numbers. Real ballers pay 50k for an IPL G. Anyone who says otherwise is a broke motherfucker and needs to buy a Civic. You need to pay to play.

Check out the body kits son. It comes RICE straight from the factory! The G37 has a bubbly and curvy body. Not sure WTF Infiniti was thinking when they decided to go with a boxy and jagged body kits that doesn't flow with the car at all. I bet an aftermarket company can make a better looking kit for the G37.

Read the edumnds article here.

To sum it all up, what they're (and everyone else) are saying is, all the IPL G37 is, is a stock G37 with ricer upgrades. Basically, it's for the lazy ricers who wants to rice their car but don't know how to. They're basically trying to get into the ricer scene. After all, the G Coupe is the only vehicle in the Infinti line up that sells. And the red seats, just screams, look at me, "I'm a Phucking Loser."