Was about to pull out of a parking space when I noticed this fucking Guido Jersey shore mother fucker pull in nearly clipped me. He stopped within inches and his dumb ass kept creeping forward. I had to move forward a couple inches to prevent this Jersey shore guido mother fucker from clipping me. As he pulled into the OTHER side of the spark space to "gangsta park" his 1992? BMW, I stepped out of my G to see if he caused any damages.
While checking out my car and looking at this dumb ass at the same time. I noticed that he looked exactly like "the situation" from the Jewelery shore. From his sunglasses to his Hawaiian shorts. Seeing that there were no damage, I went back into my car, when all of a sudden, this fucking illegal immigrant mother fucker pulls into right next to me in his rusty ass SUV with about 20 kids in it.
He too almost clipped the exact same spot the Guido mofo almost hit. (Rear right of the bumper). He then got out the car and I just mad dog his ass. Luckily he had the courtesy gently open his door and not create any door dings. I then proceeded to leave the lot before the 20 kids hopped out of the SUV.
Got damn illegals. Slow the fuck down. No one is going to steal your fucking parking space.
