Yea, you know who this be. Check out my color matched wheels son. You aint no playa unless yo rims are color matched with your body panels homie. Only a real pimp knows whats up. Yeah, I got my Darth Vader hood. I know they aint matchin my body color, but what's the point of getting a carbon fiber hood if no one knows it's carbon fiber?
See my side mirrors? Yay-yay yea... They is carbon fiber too! I was at the shop is this cute fly breezy breezy, honey ova at the counter told me to get this. She said it makes my car looks mad pimpin yo. So I pulled out my Platinum Debit card and bought it right then and there. I told her to hook me up with a discount because you know this is how a playa roll. But she said no. She did say she would give me a 1% discount if I bought some fenders along with the side mirrors and guess what homie.. That's right son.
Check out my vented fenders son! Don't be jealous, yeah I know they aint venting shit but they looks soo cool. I be rolling to school with my windows all the way down and my pepboys speakers on blast. Everyone be looking at me with envy yo. Envy - A feeling of discontent. That's right homie, I knows what it means.
Yay-yay yea... Rear shot homie. See mah rear bumpa son? See the big azz vents yo? Sexy fly honey at the part store told me they were speed holes. And since I got carbon fiber parts, my car is lighter. So I need something like this imitation kenstylez rear from Hong Kong to help with my aerodynamic flow. She told me they was custom made to fit my G. This cost 15% more than the real one because this one was made with special fiberglass that is easy to repair when it cracks.
Don't forget my Taillights overlays. Yeah they is ugly, but the girl at the counter told me that it's the shit nowadays and everyone is dong it. So I might as well hop on the bandwagon because shit, this is how a playa play. I debadge my trunk too. Because its makes my car look clean. Please ignore the screwdrivers marks I made on the trunk trying to get the damn thing out. Imma cover that up with a No fat chick sticker.
